Billboard Song

As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day
I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay
The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before
The wind and rain had done it's job and this is what I saw!

Drink Coca-Cola aftershave, chew Wrigley's Spearmint Cheer
Kennel Ration dog food makes your wife's complexion clear.
Simmonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar,
Texacola beauty cream is used by all the stars.
So take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire,
Learn to play piano in your winter underwear,
Doctors say that babies shouldn't drive until they're three
And people over 65 should bathe in Lipton Tea!