Last night I watched TV
I saw my favorite show
I heard this strange commercial
I can't believe it's so.
Feed your dog Chiffon
Comet cures a cold
Use SOS pads on your face
To keep from looking old
Mop your floor with Crest
Use Crisco on your tile
Clean your teeth with Borateem
It leaves a shining smile.
For headaches take some Certs
Use Tide to clean your face
And do shampoo with Elmer's Glue
It holds your hair in place.
Perhaps I am confused
I might not have it right.
But one thing that I'm certain of
I'll watch TV tonight!