Do Your Ears Hang Low?

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do you ear hang low?

Do you ears hang high?
Do they point up to the sky?
Do they wrinkle when they're wet?
Do the straighten when they're dry?
Can you signal to your neighbor with a minimum of labor?
Do your ear hang high?