Doughnut Song

Oh! I went into the city and I walked around the block
And I walked right into a baker shop.
I picked up a doughnut right out of the grease,
And I handed the lady a five-cent piece.
She looked at the nickel,
And she looked at me,
Said she, "This nickel's no good to me.
There's a hole in the middle and it's all the way through."
Said I, "There's a hole in your doughnut, too!"