A chicken farmer went to work one dark and dreary day,
He rested by the hen house as he went upon his way,
When all at once a rotten egg just hit him in the eye.
It was the sight he dreaded
Ghost Chickens in the sky
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Chorus:
Bok, Bok, Bok, Bok (while flapping arms)
Bok, Bok, Bok, Bok
Ghost Chickens in the sky!
He'd been a chicken farmer since he was 24,
Working for the Colonel for 30 years or more
Killing all those chickens and sending them to fry
Now they want their just revenge,
Ghost chickens in the sky!
Their feet were orange and shiny, their eyes were burning red.
They had no meat or feathers, these chicken were all dead!
They picked the farmed up and killed him with the claw,
They cooked him extra crispy and served him with cole slaw!