The Quartermaster's Song

There are snakes, snakes, snakes

Big as garden rakes,

At the store! At the store!

There are snakes, snakes, snakes,

Big as garden rakes, at the Quartermaster's store.

Chorus:

My eyes are dim I can-not see.

I have not got my specs with me.

I have HEY! Not HO! got my specs with me.

There are mice, mice, mice

Running though the rice,

At the store! At the store!

There are mice, mice, mice,

Running through the rice, at the Quartermaster's store.

Chorus:

Continue with each of the following:

3. lice - living on the mice.

4. rats - big as alley cats.

5. roaches - big as football coaches

6. watches - big as sasquaches

7. snakes - big as garden rakes

8. bears - but no one really cares

9. beavers - with little meat cleavers

10. foxes - stuffed in little boxes