The Grand Old Captain Kirk

The Grand Old Captain Kirk
He Had A Thousand Men,
He Beamed 'em Up To The Enterprise
Everyone stands up 
And Beamed 'em Down Again.
Everyone sits down 
And When You're Up Your Up, 
Everyone stands up 
And When You're Down Your Down,
Everyone sits down 
And When You're Only Half Way Up,
Everyone half-way up 
You're Nowhere to Be Found.